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Xmas Cracker comp

marionh
Crew (retired)
Crew (retired)

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus

 

It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.

 

But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet…  some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?

 

What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys


What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible

And the list goes on…

 

What’s your  best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.

 

 

Xmas Cracker Comp

 


Comp starts: 9th December 2013

Comp closes: 17th December 2013

 

**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****

 


 

What to do?

  1. Post your best Xmas cracker joke in this thread
  2. Find out the winner in this same thread by coming back to check on the evening of 17th December
  3. Wear your new Christmas jumper! Oh wait - only one winner will get it so make your entry the best (or the worst!) as you can.

Comp rules

  • You can only enter once (you're welcome to comment and Kudos other entries though!)
  • 1 winner will be selected by 48 based on which entry is considered the BEST
  • Your entry is valid only if you post before we announce the winner on the 17th Dec
  • Keep your post clean, really offensive stuff will be removed.

Prize

  • 1 x Christmas jumper!

 

Good luck!

81 REPLIES 81

Q: 2 fish in a tank, what does one say to the other?

 

A: How the f*** do we drive this thing?

Anon
Not applicable

Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?

It blew away.

Anon
Not applicable

What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink? 
Bourneville and Dean

 

 

boom!

beau
Newcomer
How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicle!!! 😀😀

immadinosarrawr
Newcomer

What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?

tinsillitis

trevorbuckley
Newcomer

whats the smallest hotel in the world? my boyfriend, cause i have to leave my bags outside. 🙂

watson98
Newcomer
What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum,you just can't beat it.

katec92
Newcomer

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Anon
Not applicable
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

Twerky.

Anon
Not applicable

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

 

Twerky.