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Xmas Cracker comp

marionh
Crew (retired)
Crew (retired)

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus

 

It’s that time of year again… We’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit.

 

But a lot of you probably can’t start the Xmas boozing & eating fest just yet…  some have the wonderful semester 1 exams to overcome first! How about some Xmas Crackers to keep us in the Xmas spirit?

 

What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys


What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible

And the list goes on…

 

What’s your  best Xmas Cracker? Best one gets a shamefully amazing Xmas jumper.

 

 

Xmas Cracker Comp

 


Comp starts: 9th December 2013

Comp closes: 17th December 2013

 

**** TIME'S UP! Comp has closed now, check out the winner here! ****

 


 

What to do?

  1. Post your best Xmas cracker joke in this thread
  2. Find out the winner in this same thread by coming back to check on the evening of 17th December
  3. Wear your new Christmas jumper! Oh wait - only one winner will get it so make your entry the best (or the worst!) as you can.

Comp rules

  • You can only enter once (you're welcome to comment and Kudos other entries though!)
  • 1 winner will be selected by 48 based on which entry is considered the BEST
  • Your entry is valid only if you post before we announce the winner on the 17th Dec
  • Keep your post clean, really offensive stuff will be removed.

Prize

  • 1 x Christmas jumper!

 

Good luck!

81 REPLIES 81

barbra
Visitor
What did Adam say on the 24th December !
It's Christmas EVE !

murchu27
Newcomer
Why did the chicken cross the road?

How the hell am I supposed to know? He's a bloody chicken, no one knows what he's thinking...

Anon
Not applicable
What do you get when you mix Santa and the wolverine?
Santa Claws 😛
Ho ho ho

Anon
Not applicable
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

simonfm
Newcomer

Who hides in the Bakery during Christmas?
......
THE MINCE SPY!

moaners from last christmas

 

Why do penguins have feathers ?

Cause is snow cold.

What do you call a monster with no luck?

The luckness monster.

 

 

 

Anon
Not applicable
Here goes...:P
2 Irish men are looking through a mail-order catalogue, Paddys says "look at these gorgeous women!The price s are reasonable too..Mick agrees, I'm ordering one right now.
3 weeks later , Paddy says to Mick , "has your woman turned up yet?
No says Mick, but it shouldn't be long now, her clothes arrived yesterday.

Anon
Not applicable
Why did the mushroom go to the disco?
Because he was a fun guy

Why can you never find any Disprin in the jungle?

 

Paracetamol.

 

Man LOL

Anon
Not applicable

What do you find inside a clean nose? 

 

Fingerprints!